this guy is systematically undoing the world
"stuck in the same place i’ve always been. and i’ll keep wondering, and wondering, and wondering, and wondering… when will my life begin?"
the era of facebook, what a time to be alive
there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
I want to do adult things with you
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month